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Subject: Fly United Mon Oct 14, 2013 10:46 pm

I was seated next to a Baptist preacher on a flight to Texas.
The plane took off, I asked for a whiskey and soda.The flight

attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Evidently appalled, the preacher replied,"I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than
let liquor touch my lips." I handed my drink back and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."